LaMar's World ™

2012-02-16T22:11:00.001-05:00

For the life of me, I will NEVER understand the Westboro Baptist Church. They are the worst EVER !

He's mad because I didn't give him any of my Pancakes. I've been get'n the "Evil Eyes" all day.

2012-02-16T19:25:00.001-05:00

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Sometimes u need Pancakes in the middle of the MF'n day!

2012-02-16T16:52:00.001-05:00

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2012-02-16T16:40:00.001-05:00

Im having 2 of those days. Its 1 thing that will fix this. Pic come'n soon

Perfect Combination ! Just as good now as when I was a kid !

2012-02-15T16:52:00.001-05:00

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2012-02-14T23:07:00.001-05:00

Why can't the the @WashWizards ball like this all the time !

2012-02-14T18:35:00.001-05:00

This Burrito from Baja Fresh taste like Jesus made it !!!!

2012-02-14T08:15:00.001-05:00

What's up with this "Google +" ? Got it but, not sure about it. Holla at me. Happy Valentines Day !!!!

2012-02-13T22:30:00.001-05:00

Been a fan of Spike Lees work for years now. He's never been afraid 2 say how he really feels no matter who he pisses off. My man !

2012-02-12T22:44:00.001-05:00

Get it Jennifer!

2012-02-12T22:36:00.001-05:00

Who was that?

2012-02-12T22:24:00.001-05:00

Wrap it up B !!

2012-02-12T21:06:00.001-05:00

Love Coldplay

2012-02-12T17:07:00.001-05:00

Just saw "Chronicle" w/my Lil Homie. Wish I had some of those powers. Cray !

2012-02-12T12:28:00.001-05:00

Watching "Antwone Fisher". 1 of my fav movies. No matter what ur situation, u can over come it.

2012-02-11T23:34:00.001-05:00

"Boondocks" time. That will make me feel a lil better

2012-02-11T20:40:00.001-05:00

Nooooo Whitney !!! RIP

2012-02-10T21:22:00.001-05:00

I'm not a band wagon jumper but, this Jeremy Lin 4 the Knicks might be for real. Where did he get that Cross over from.

2012-02-09T22:57:00.001-05:00

Watching "Jersey Shore". I feel like i need to read a book or something now. Don't want them to rub off on me.

2012-02-06T22:51:00.001-05:00

Watching Millie Jackson's "UnSung". She was buck wild ! I remember listening 2 her when i was a kid. Maybe that's what's wrong with me now !

2012-02-05T17:25:00.001-05:00

My daughter really thinks we're gonna watch High School Musical @ 6pm. I know ur 5 but, its not gonna happen Sweetie.

2012-02-05T15:33:00.001-05:00

Sunglasses & Advil

2012-02-03T08:12:00.001-05:00

Sitting in the worst traffic ever ! I need to learn to say "No" sometimes.

2012-02-02T07:48:00.001-05:00

Barry Farms Phil The Rat saw his shadow. 6 more weeks of daytime carjackings, muggings, & winter !

2012-01-25T21:22:00.001-05:00

I keep waiting on Keifer Sutherland 2 pull out a gun & yell, "Damn it Chloe, i don't have time for this !'

2012-01-25T19:21:00.001-05:00

Under New Management ! Lets Go Wizards !

2012-01-25T10:37:00.001-05:00

Good Morning Every1 !! Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

2012-01-24T21:03:00.001-05:00

State Of The Union Address. Get involved, or you can't complain ! Let's go Mr. President !

2012-01-22T13:44:00.001-05:00

Out eat'n lunch w/my Son. "Talk'n 2 damn loud on the cell lady" has been replaced by "2 much cologne Man".I have a head & a nose ache now !

2012-01-21T23:42:00.001-05:00

"Boondocks" needs to come back ASAP. That Usher episode w/ "A Pimp Named Slickback" was classic !

2012-01-21T00:05:00.001-05:00

Out this MF'er do'n doughnuts in snow ! Truck Life !

2012-01-20T18:40:00.001-05:00

Not dig'n a dude do'n the Sun Drop dance in the commercials. Not dig'n it @ all. They're gonna get a letter !

2012-01-18T21:22:00.001-05:00

Steven Tyler has the meanest "Side eye" ever ! It's like some1's Grandma give'n it to you !

2012-01-18T20:23:00.001-05:00

Yes !! Feel it ! I was wait'n 4 some1 to stink it up !

2012-01-18T20:10:00.001-05:00

Young'n is nice with his vocals !

2012-01-18T20:08:00.001-05:00

Ok. This is my favorite part of AmericanIdol. The singers who can't sing ! Don't judge me !

2012-01-18T19:18:00.001-05:00

Went 2 ask my daughter a ? She walked past me talk'n on my old broken Blackberry. As soon as i started talk'n she gave me the "just a second" finger. The messed up part was, i waited !

It's a good thing I'm the "World's Best Hot Toddie" maker. My throat is KILLING me! I really need this !

2012-01-17T18:05:00.000-05:00

2012-01-17T17:15:00.001-05:00

Heifer, u know that's more than 15 items u have in the "Express Lane". Ur about 2 get called out !

2012-01-17T11:57:00.001-05:00

Happy B-day to the Greatest of All Time. Muhammad Ali. Great fighter and humanitarian !

2012-01-16T21:04:00.001-05:00

Fab is a Pimp !

2012-01-15T22:14:00.001-05:00

Angelina Jolie needs a sandwich ! Cute but, hungry look'n.

2012-01-15T22:05:00.001-05:00

Morgan Freeman is the truth !

2012-01-15T21:47:00.001-05:00

LaMarism: If u have beef w/every1 @ the table, maybe it's u.

2012-01-15T21:34:00.001-05:00

She got her baby's fortune read ?! Hmmm. Nooooo way !!

2012-01-15T20:25:00.001-05:00

Rob Lowe got that Pauly D orange tan

2012-01-15T15:40:00.001-05:00

About to make dinner for the first time ever ! Wish me luck y'all. Chef D in the building !

2012-01-14T13:40:00.001-05:00

Bobby Womack is gangsta !

2012-01-08T20:31:00.001-05:00

Never waste ur time trying 2 explain who u are 2 people who are committed 2 misunderstanding u. ~@DreamHampton. Translation..."Fugg 'em"

2012-01-07T19:00:00.001-05:00

Another Defensive Back jumped over & "Posterized" on National TV . How does that make u feel ? I'd have 2 fake an injury & sit out.

2012-01-06T19:20:00.001-05:00

Father & Son time. Dinner & the Wizards game !

2012-01-05T22:56:00.001-05:00

Love'n the NBA right now !!!

2012-01-03T21:04:00.001-05:00

"Cape Fear" is still 1 of my fav movies. DeNiro was a nut in this 1. If it was ur fam get'n stalked, what would u do?

Do y'all remember "P.R.T." ? We need more MC's like that these days.

2012-01-02T21:20:00.001-05:00

2012-01-02T13:07:00.001-05:00

Who the hell is "Bill Cunningham" & why does he have "Maury's" 1pm time slot ?!

2012-01-02T09:39:00.001-05:00

Good Morning every1 !! Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

2012-01-01T14:32:00.001-05:00

Come on Sanrtana !!!

2012-01-01T00:09:00.001-05:00

Happy New Year !! Brand New Everything for 2012. Stay Tuned !!

I wish a MF'er wld try 2 jack me 4 my cup. We're gonna be hang'n tight 2nite. Happy New Year !

2011-12-31T18:50:00.000-05:00

2011-12-31T11:09:00.001-05:00

Bike ride done. Legs feel'n like Twizzlers ! Enjoy the last day of 2011 !

2011-12-31T00:57:00.001-05:00

Just watched the most bore'n fight. Jermain Taylor, "Don't be mad, UPS is hire'n". A "W" is a "W" though homie but, find something else 2 do

2011-12-29T22:53:00.001-05:00

DURANT is a Beast !!!

2011-12-29T22:21:00.001-05:00

Love'n this NBA season so far. Mavs get'n served by OKC & East Coast/West Coast beef come'n up next. Knicks vs. Lakers. Who u got ?

1 of my fav shows but, WTF does Shawn have on ?! That is not Fly Guy approved !

2011-12-28T23:38:00.000-05:00

2011-12-28T10:47:00.001-05:00

MF'ers start'n 2 sound like Charlie Browns teacher,"Womp womp womp. Womp womp womp!"

2011-12-27T20:48:00.001-05:00

Basketball & Beer ! I'm good !!

2011-12-26T19:49:00.001-05:00

My @WashWizards are look'n real good so far !!

2011-12-26T19:19:00.001-05:00

These MF'ers on "To Catch a Predator" need 2 be treated like a King.....Rodney King ! They need the azz beat'n of a lifetime !

Hip-Hop is Dead & these MF'ers put the nail in the coffin.

2011-12-25T22:56:00.000-05:00

2011-12-25T09:10:00.001-05:00

Merry Christmas 2 Every1 Enjoy this time w/ur Friends & Fam. There's so much food here i'm gonna look like Black Santa by the end of the day

2011-12-24T13:20:00.001-05:00

Noooooooo Grossman !

2011-12-24T13:03:00.001-05:00

Redskins Time !

Xmas Eve @ the Park w/my Crew !

2011-12-24T12:14:00.000-05:00

2011-12-21T22:35:00.001-05:00

NBATv !!

Listen'n 2 my "Inner Fatboy" today. 5 Guys is gonna give me the "Itis" in about 10 minutes. Why Lawd ?!

2011-12-21T12:54:00.000-05:00

2011-12-21T08:59:00.001-05:00

I thought I was do'n something by get'n 2 the Post Office 10 b4 opening. 20 other ppl had the same idea!

2011-12-20T16:09:00.001-05:00

I've got real BEEF w/HBO. They cancelled "How 2 Make It In America". That was an ode 2 get'n ur Hustle on !

2011-12-20T10:01:00.001-05:00

Love the "Final Destination" movies. They always find new ways 2 make u say, "DAMN!" Everybody gets it in these movies !

2011-12-20T07:50:00.001-05:00

Good Morning every1 !! Keep On Moving. Don't Stop !! Create A Great Day !!

2011-12-18T15:31:00.001-05:00

No Home cooking for the Giants !

2011-12-18T15:11:00.001-05:00

Why couldn't we play like this all season?! Redskins !

Morning exercise w/Mini-Me. Create a Great Day !

2011-12-18T09:35:00.000-05:00

2011-12-16T20:36:00.001-05:00

I see the Wizards are pick'n up where they left of last season. Let's get it 2gether fellas !

2011-12-15T22:24:00.001-05:00

Watched 5 min of the GOP Pres. Debate. Had 2 change. I was scared 7 noses were gonna come thru the screen & stab me. 2 many liars on 1 stage

Backstage w/Dr. Cornel West. He's no joke !!

2011-12-15T18:26:00.000-05:00

2011-12-05T12:17:00.001-05:00

Lawd please 4give me in advance but, why is it always the woman that looks like Flavor Flav w/long hair be the loudest 1 on the train ?!

2011-11-30T22:48:00.001-05:00

Ms. Gerri on "Martin" was the most gangsta woman on TV. She sound like she smoked Newports & sip'd Henny out the bottle!

2011-11-30T21:03:00.001-05:00

"Baseball Wives", should be re-titled "Meth-Addict Wives". I'm sorry

2011-11-29T21:36:00.001-05:00

WTH is the "Calm Down Corner" ?! American Super Nanny. I'm the Adult. I'm only gonna tell u 1 time !

2011-11-29T09:49:00.003-05:00

On a field trip w/Logan & 30 other 5 year olds. Have'n a ball but, i can feel the worlds largest headache come'n on ! They are sooo LOUD !

2011-11-29T09:49:00.001-05:00

On a field trip w/Logan & 30 other 5 year olds. Have'n a ball but, i can feel the worlds largest headache come'n on ! They are sooo LOUD !

This Glass of Merlot has been calling my name all day !!

2011-11-25T17:23:00.000-05:00

2011-11-25T09:12:00.001-05:00

A 6 mile bike ride isn't long @ all, unless u decide 2 do it the day after Thanksgiving ! WTH was I think'n ?! Somebody come get me !

2011-11-24T09:44:00.001-05:00

Thank u NBC 4 expose'n my kids to Trannys during the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade. Unbelievable ! Happy Thanksgiving every1 !

2011-11-20T23:01:00.001-05:00

Is this supposed to be hot ? Music these days is a joke! I'm depressed after watch'n the AMA's. Real music all day 2morrow !

2011-11-13T00:26:00.001-05:00

Keep sleep'n on Marquez ! He is all up in Pac tonight.

2011-11-07T19:08:00.001-05:00

Home sick w/the Flu all day. Please keep me in ur prayers. I've never felt this bad in my life.

The worst part about "Fall'n Back" !

2011-11-06T10:54:00.001-05:00

2011-11-06T09:57:00.001-05:00

Just made the bombest Chocolate Chip pancakes for the kids. I should get a medal for this ish !!!

Happy B-Day Big Chief! Miss u so much.

2011-11-06T07:46:00.000-05:00